Mon, mon, mon, mon.
Mon, mon, mon, mon.
Mon, mon, mon, mon.
Mon, mon, mon, mon.
Mon, mon, mon, mon.

I want to catch them like they do in Kanto place.
Hit them, burn them, freeze them, make them want to stay with me. (They love it.)
Bulbasaur or Squirtle are good choices at the start.
But I picked Charmander, so that first gym was really hard.

Oh, oooooooh, oh no, ooooooooh no.
He can't beat Brock, his guy's made of rock.
Oh, oooooooh, oh no, ooooooooh no.
Fire can't beat rock, so how'd I beat Brock?

Can't beat my, can't beat my, no he can't beat my Pokémon. (Luckily, I trained my Pidgey.)
Can't beat my, can't beat my, no he can't beat my Pokémon. (Caught it outside Viridian City.)
P-P-P-Pokemon, P-P-Pokémon. (Mon, mon, mon, mon)
P-P-P-Pokemon, P-P-Pokémon. (Mon, mon, mon, mon)

I'm gonna roll with them and run 'round all the Gyms.
Beating all the leaders and accumulating pins. (I love it.)
Team Rocket and my rival Blue keep showing up.
I'm not sure why 'cause every time they do I fuck them up. (Up.)

Oh, oooooooh, oh oh, ooooooooh oh.
They had to go, and invade Silph Co.
Oh, oooooooh, oh oh, ooooooooh oh.
I'll never know, why Blue was there though...

Can't beat my, can't beat my, no he can't beat my Pokémon. (I'm going to kick his ass.)
Can't beat my, can't beat my, no he can't beat my Pokémon. (Some random guy gave me a Lapras.)

P-P-P-Pokemon, P-P-Pokémon. (Mon, mon, mon, mon)
P-P-P-Pokemon, P-P-Pokémon. (Mon, mon, mon, mon)

I won't stop for the Elite Four,
Just a bit more,
Just beat Lance 'n',
Now, I'm Champion.
Wait a minute, there's another?
I thought it was over?

Another guy to go and white out.
Take half his cash before I let him out.
I promise... I promise... Oh fuck not this guy again.

Can't beat my, can't beat my, no he can't beat my Pokémon. (I've been beaten by nobody.)

Can't beat my, can't beat my, no he can't beat my Pokémon. (Hey, look we've both got Pidgeots)
Can't beat my, can't beat my, no he can't beat my Pokémon. (Something something something midgets)
Can't beat my, can't beat my, no he can't beat my Pokémon. (Blastoise lookin' mighty weighty.)
Can't beat my, can't beat my, no he can't beat my Pokémon. (My Charizard's at level eighty.)
Can't beat my, can't beat my, no he can't beat my Pokémon. (I spent two straight days training.)
P-P-P-Pokemon, P-P-Pokémon, P-P-P-Pokemon, P-P-Pokémon. (See Rhydon's Hit Points draining.)

P-P-P-Pokemon, P-P-Pokémon. (Mon, mon, mon, mon.)
P-P-P-Pokemon, P-P-Pokémon. (Mon, mon, mon, mon.)
P-P-P-Pokemon, P-P-Pokémon. (Mon, mon, mon, mon.)
P-P-P-Pokemon, P-P-Pokémon. (Mon, mon, mon, mon.)